{"title":"All Products","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:720px;background:#FBF4E4;border:1.5px solid #1B1815;border-radius:14px;box-shadow:5px 5px 0 #1B1815;padding:22px 26px;margin:8px 0 12px\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 14px;max-width:none;font-family:'Playfair Display',serif;font-size:21px;line-height:1.3;font-weight:700;color:#B3292A\"\u003eOriginal sarcasm. Printed on demand. Zero small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;max-width:none;line-height:1.65\"\u003e😏 Welcome to SarcasmArt, the independent design label for sarcastic T-shirts, funny coffee mugs, hoodies and gifts with dry humor and a retro look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;max-width:none;line-height:1.65\"\u003e🗂️ Office humor, introvert energy, gamers, animals with attitude, yoga sarcasm, the #MEGA satire collection and printable Little Boo Buddies coloring books for kids, all in one place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;max-width:none;line-height:1.65\"\u003e🖨️ Every design is original and printed on demand after you order. No overstock, no warehouse full of jokes nobody laughed at.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:14px 0 0;max-width:none;padding-top:12px;border-top:1px dashed rgba(27,24,21,.35);font-weight:700;line-height:1.5\"\u003e👇 Scroll, filter, pick your favorite. Then say it out loud, or just wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mental-health-matters-shirt-comfort-colors-1717-vintage-graphic-tee-mental-health-awareness-t-shirt","title":"Mental Health Matters Vintage Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis vintage-inspired Mental Health Matters shirt keeps an important message simple, wearable and impossible to misunderstand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🌍 PRINTED CLOSE TO YOU\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis item is made to order by our print partners and routed to a production facility near your delivery address whenever one is available – for example in the EU, the UK or the US. That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMental health matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot only when productivity drops.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot only when somebody finally says they're struggling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot only when it's convenient.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis graphic tee is a quieter corner of the SarcasmArt collection for people who believe taking care of your mind deserves the same attention as everything else we're apparently expected to manage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTake care of your brain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt has to deal with all of this.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors® 1717 unisex garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft-washed garment-dyed fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular construction with no side seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable double-needle stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally printed to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRelaxed unisex cut. 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RAINBOW EDITION.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🌍 PRINTED CLOSE TO YOU\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis item is made to order by our print partners and routed to a production facility near your delivery address whenever one is available – for example in the EU, the UK or the US. That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 IN SHORT: A tongue-in-cheek #MEGA \"Make Europe Great Again\" T-shirt, #MEGA Rainbow Edition: a retro sports-style badge with the rainbow pride stripes, a rainbow heart shield, stars and the script banner \"Make Europe Great Again\". Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee in Black, Orchid, Pepper, Violet, Ivory, Blossom, sizes S–4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome slogans are begging for a European remix. 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Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this a good gift for someone from the LGBTQ+ community? – Yes. 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Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this a good gift for someone from Ireland? – Yes. 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This is ours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e#MEGA – Make Europe Great Again, Spanish edition: a wink at big political slogans, wrapped in the red-yellow Spanish flag stripes and worn with a grin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is satire, not a party program – a conversation starter for people who love Europe and do not take politics too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it on a weekend in Madrid, Barcelona, Seville or Valencia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the pub quiz, the match or the festival.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it when someone asks what makes Europe great – and let the shirt answer first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ QUICK FACTS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Product: #MEGA \"Make Europe Great Again\" T-shirt – #MEGA Spain Edition (unisex)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Shirt: Comfort Colors 1717 – heavyweight, garment-dyed tee\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Print: #MEGA Make Europe Great Again badge with red-yellow Spanish flag stripes and crowned lion shield, front print (DTG)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Colors: Black, Pepper, Ivory\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Sizes: S–4XL, relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Bold #MEGA lettering in vintage cream with a distressed texture\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Red-yellow Spanish flag stripes sweeping through a retro sports badge\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Crowned lion shield with stars in the center\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Script banner \"Make Europe Great Again\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Large front print, sized to be seen from across the street\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal SarcasmArt design and part of our #MEGA collection – the same badge is available in country editions for Germany, England, Scotland, France, Ireland and Spain, plus a Rainbow edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e👕 THE SHIRT — COMFORT COLORS 1717\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Heavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz\/yd² \/ 206 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Double-needle sleeves and hem\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Durable DTG print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe vintage badge works on dark and light shirts – pick your favorite:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlack — deep black – maximum contrast for the colorful print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePepper — washed charcoal grey with a soft vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIvory — warm off-white cream, lets the colors glow\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFabric composition\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll colors: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors can vary slightly depending on your screen and the natural characteristics of the fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📏 FIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Choose your usual size for a relaxed, comfortable fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size down one size for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWidth (laid flat, armpit to armpit) × Length\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS: 18.3 × 26.6 in (46 × 68 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eM: 20.3 × 28 in (52 × 71 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eL: 22 × 29.4 in (56 × 75 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eXL: 24 × 30.8 in (61 × 78 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2XL: 26 × 31.6 in (66 × 80 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3XL: 27.8 × 32.5 in (71 × 83 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4XL: 29.8 × 33.5 in (76 × 85 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements may vary by ± 1 in (2.5 cm). 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Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this a good gift for someone from Spain? – Yes. 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EVEN THE UNDEAD NEED COFFEE FIRST.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🌍 PRINTED CLOSE TO YOU\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis item is made to order by our print partners and routed to a production facility near your delivery address whenever one is available – for example in the EU, the UK or the US. That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 IN SHORT: A funny Halloween T-shirt with a retro skeleton cozying up with a big cup of coffee and pumpkins, plus the line \"Runs on Caffeine \u0026amp; Chaos\". Spooky season humor for coffee lovers, printed in cream, orange and black on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee in Black, Blue Spruce, Pepper, Violet or Ivory, sizes S–4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome skeletons rattle chains. This one rattles the coffee machine at 6 a.m.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePumpkins, a big warm mug and an operating system that only boots after the first cup – spooky season, but make it realistic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor everyone whose personality loads somewhere between espresso number two and number three.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it on the pumpkin patch run.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the Monday meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it all of October – and honestly, the rest of the year too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ QUICK FACTS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Product: Funny Halloween skeleton coffee T-shirt (unisex)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Shirt: Comfort Colors 1717 – heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Print: Retro skeleton with coffee and pumpkins, \"Runs on Caffeine \u0026amp; Chaos\", front print (DTG)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Colors: Black, Blue Spruce, Pepper, Violet, Ivory\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Sizes: S–4XL, relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Retro-style skeleton holding a large cup of coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Pumpkins and cozy fall details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Warm cream, orange and black color palette\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Bold lettering: RUNS ON CAFFEINE \u0026amp; CHAOS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Cute enough for Halloween, accurate enough for Monday morning\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal SarcasmArt design for coffee people and spooky season fans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e👕 THE SHIRT — COMFORT COLORS 1717\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Heavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz\/yd² \/ 206 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Double-needle sleeves and hem\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Durable DTG print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll colors are garment-dyed, so every shirt has that soft, slightly washed vintage look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlack — deep black, the classic Halloween look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlue Spruce — dark muted pine green for a cozy fall vibe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePepper — washed charcoal grey with a vintage feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eViolet — faded purple – Halloween with a twist\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIvory — warm off-white that makes the orange pumpkins pop\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFabric composition\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll colors: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors can vary slightly depending on your screen and the natural characteristics of the fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📏 FIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Choose your usual size for a relaxed, comfortable fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size down one size for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWidth (laid flat, armpit to armpit) × Length\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS: 18.3 × 26.6 in (46 × 68 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eM: 20.3 × 28 in (52 × 71 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eL: 22 × 29.4 in (56 × 75 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eXL: 24 × 30.8 in (61 × 78 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2XL: 26 × 31.6 in (66 × 80 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3XL: 27.8 × 32.5 in (71 × 83 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4XL: 29.8 × 33.5 in (76 × 85 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements may vary by ± 1 in (2.5 cm). Tip: measure a T-shirt you love and compare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Coffee lovers and caffeine-powered parents\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Spooky season fans and Halloween party guests\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Teachers, nurses and coworkers who survive on coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Pumpkin patch trips and fall coffee runs\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Anyone who is not a morning person – or an afternoon person\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 A fun Halloween or fall gift for coffee lovers, coworkers, moms, dads and friends – also great for a Boo Basket, a birthday in autumn or Secret Santa.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Turn inside out before washing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C \/ 86 °F) with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Iron inside out on low heat – never directly over the print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery shirt is made to order especially for you and professionally printed by one of our production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Production takes 3–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Several items may arrive in separate packages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💬 Misprint or damage? Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it a good gift for a coffee lover? – Yes. It is a popular Boo Basket and coworker gift, and it works well beyond Halloween as an everyday fall shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich colors are available? – Black, Blue Spruce, Pepper, Violet, Ivory.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan I wear it after Halloween? – Absolutely. 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Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis funny Halloween mom shirt is made for tired parents who are somehow expected to organize costumes, remember school events, supervise trick-or-treating and keep tiny humans alive while running primarily on coffee and stolen Halloween candy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a retro pumpkin bucket packed with candy, a caffeine fix and just enough spooky chaos to feel accurate, Surviving on Candy \u0026amp; Caffeine and Pure Parent Power is basically the unofficial uniform of Halloween parenting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for tired moms, exhausted dads, school runs, pumpkin patches, trick-or-treat duty, Halloween parties or anyone who considers “I kept everyone alive today” a productivity achievement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe kids get the candy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou get the caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeems fair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors® 1717 unisex garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft-washed, garment-dyed fabric for a relaxed vintage feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage at home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular construction without side seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable double-needle stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally printed to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSelected to complement the cream, orange and black Halloween artwork:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePepper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIvory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlue Spruce\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eViolet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailability may vary depending on size and fulfillment location.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose your usual size for a comfortable everyday fit. 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Tip: measure a T-shirt you love and compare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Office workers, IT teams and developers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Remote workers who live in chat apps\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Project managers and anyone who answers 200 messages a day\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Coworkers who share the same unspoken reactions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Secret Santa, farewell parties and team events\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 A funny coworker gift for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, a new job or a farewell – for colleagues with a dry sense of humor (adult humor).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Turn inside out before washing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C \/ 86 °F) with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Iron inside out on low heat – never directly over the print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery shirt is made to order especially for you and professionally printed by one of our production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Production takes 3–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Several items may arrive in separate packages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💬 Misprint or damage? Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it a good coworker gift? – Yes, for colleagues who enjoy cheeky humor. 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GERMANY EDITION.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🌍 PRINTED CLOSE TO YOU\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis item is made to order by our print partners and routed to a production facility near your delivery address whenever one is available – for example in the EU, the UK or the US. That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 IN SHORT: A tongue-in-cheek #MEGA \"Make Europe Great Again\" T-shirt, #MEGA Germany Edition: a retro sports-style badge with the black-red-gold German flag stripes, a German eagle shield, stars and the MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN banner with GREAT in red. Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee in Black, Blue Jean, Pepper, Ivory, White, sizes S–4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome slogans are begging for a European remix. This is ours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e#MEGA – Make Europe Great Again, German edition: a wink at big political slogans, wrapped in the black-red-gold German flag stripes and worn with a grin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is satire, not a party program – a conversation starter for people who love Europe and do not take politics too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it on a weekend in Berlin, Munich, Hamburg or Cologne.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the pub quiz, the match or the festival.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it when someone asks what makes Europe great – and let the shirt answer first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ QUICK FACTS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Product: #MEGA \"Make Europe Great Again\" T-shirt – #MEGA Germany Edition (unisex)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Shirt: Comfort Colors 1717 – heavyweight, garment-dyed tee\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Print: #MEGA Make Europe Great Again badge with black-red-gold German flag stripes and German eagle shield, front print (DTG)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Colors: Black, Blue Jean, Pepper, Ivory, White\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Sizes: S–4XL, relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Bold #MEGA lettering in vintage cream with a distressed texture\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Black-red-gold German flag stripes sweeping through a retro sports badge\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ German eagle shield with stars in the center\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN banner with GREAT in red\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Large front print, sized to be seen from across the street\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal SarcasmArt design and part of our #MEGA collection – the same badge is available in country editions for Germany, England, Scotland, France, Ireland and Spain, plus a Rainbow edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e👕 THE SHIRT — COMFORT COLORS 1717\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Heavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz\/yd² \/ 206 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Double-needle sleeves and hem\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Durable DTG print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe vintage badge works on dark and light shirts – pick your favorite:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlack — deep black – maximum contrast for the colorful print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlue Jean — faded, washed denim blue\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePepper — washed charcoal grey with a soft vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIvory — warm off-white cream, lets the colors glow\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhite — clean, bright white\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFabric composition\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll colors: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors can vary slightly depending on your screen and the natural characteristics of the fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📏 FIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Choose your usual size for a relaxed, comfortable fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size down one size for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWidth (laid flat, armpit to armpit) × Length\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS: 18.3 × 26.6 in (46 × 68 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eM: 20.3 × 28 in (52 × 71 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eL: 22 × 29.4 in (56 × 75 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eXL: 24 × 30.8 in (61 × 78 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2XL: 26 × 31.6 in (66 × 80 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3XL: 27.8 × 32.5 in (71 × 83 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4XL: 29.8 × 33.5 in (76 × 85 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements may vary by ± 1 in (2.5 cm). Tip: measure a T-shirt you love and compare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Germans abroad, expats and anyone with German roots\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Fans of political satire and witty statement shirts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Europe lovers, travelers and Interrail veterans\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Football, rugby and festival weekends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Friends who argue about politics – and still laugh together\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 A fun gift for birthdays, Christmas, a move abroad or a trip to Germany – and a great souvenir for anyone who loves Germany.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Turn inside out before washing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C \/ 86 °F) with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Iron inside out on low heat – never directly over the print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery shirt is made to order especially for you and professionally printed by one of our production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Production takes 3–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Several items may arrive in separate packages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💬 Misprint or damage? Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this a good gift for someone from Germany? – Yes. It is proud, funny and not mean-spirited – the joke is on big slogans, not on people.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich colors are available? – Black, Blue Jean, Pepper, Ivory, White.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs the shirt political? – It is satire. #MEGA borrows a famous slogan and turns it into a celebration of Europe – no party, no campaign.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAre there other country editions? – Yes, our #MEGA collection includes Germany, England, Scotland, France, Ireland, Spain and a Rainbow edition, plus matching mugs for Germany and Scotland.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🏷️ WHO MAKES THIS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSarcasmArt is a small independent design studio from Bad Bramstedt in northern Germany (Sarcasm Art UG). Ideas and slogans are created by us; every piece is printed after you order by experienced print-on-demand partners. Questions about size, color or a gift order? Send us a message – a real person from our small team will reply.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🖤 #MEGA – Make Europe Great Again. Satire included, borders optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSarcasmArt – Dry humor. Zero small talk. Say it. Wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🤖 DESIGN \u0026amp; AI TRANSPARENCY\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an AI-assisted design. The concept, wording, creative direction, layout selection and final product presentation were developed and curated by SarcasmArt. Generative AI tools were used as part of the design process, with the final artwork selected, edited and prepared for production by us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe lifestyle photos in this listing are AI-generated product visualizations based on our actual print design. 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Das bedeutet in der Regel kürzere Lieferwege und keine Einfuhrgebühren innerhalb der EU, des Vereinigten Königreichs und der USA. Zoll und Gebühren, falls anfallend, siehst du an der Kasse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMan muss nicht jeden mögen. Und manchmal reicht es völlig, überhaupt irgendwie sozial zu sein. 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDieses Mittelfinger T-Shirt kombiniert trockenen Sarkasmus, schwarzen Humor und einen bewusst provokanten Vintage-Look. Das große runde Retro-Motiv mit dem Spruch „Lieber asozial als gar nicht sozial“ macht ziemlich schnell klar, wie viel Lust du heute auf Smalltalk hast.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfekt für alle, die Sarkasmus nicht erklären müssen und ihren Humor lieber direkt auf dem Shirt tragen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🖕 DER LOOK\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egroßer Vintage-Frontprint\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emarkantes Mittelfinger-Motiv\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edistressed Retro-Optik in Schwarz, Creme und Dunkelrot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eklassischer Unisex-Schnitt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elässiges Statement-Shirt für Alltag, Freizeit oder als Geschenk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e👕 DAS SHIRT\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGedruckt wird auf einem klassischen Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt mit angenehmem, robustem Tragegefühl.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eklassische Unisex-Passform\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emittleres bis kräftigeres Stoffgewicht\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eeinfarbige Varianten überwiegend aus 100 % Baumwolle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterialzusammensetzung kann je nach Farbe leicht variieren\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elanglebiger DTG-Direktdruck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📏 PASSFORM\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDas Shirt ist unisex geschnitten. 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Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this a good gift for someone from England? – Yes. 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Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis middle finger mug combines sarcastic humor, dark humor and a distressed vintage design with the German phrase “Lieber asozial als gar nicht sozial” – roughly translating to “Better antisocial than not social at all.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe same design is printed on both sides of the mug, making it visible whether you hold your coffee with your left or right hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who prefers caffeine over conversation. 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🖕 THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebold vintage middle finger graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGerman sarcastic quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edistressed retro look in black, cream and dark red\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esame design printed on both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emade for sarcasm and dark humor lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e☕ THE MUG\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eclassic white ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eapprox. 11 oz \/ 325 ml capacity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elarge printed design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edouble-sided print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eideal for coffee, tea or your beverage of choice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 GIFT IDEA\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny gift for friends, coworkers, partners or family members who appreciate sarcasm, dry humor and slightly inappropriate coffee mugs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworker gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny office gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edark humor gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebirthday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egifts for him or her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeople with a permanently low social battery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER \u0026amp; SHIPPING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach mug is made especially for you after your order is placed using a print-on-demand production process.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📍 Please note that production and delivery times may vary slightly depending on order volume and destination.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 DESIGN \u0026amp; AI TRANSPARENCY\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe concept and final design were created and curated by us. AI-assisted creative tools may have been used during parts of the design process. Final selection, editing, typography, layout and print preparation are completed by us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the longest possible life of your mug and print, please follow the care instructions provided with the product.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🖕 Lieber asozial als gar nicht sozial.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes coffee is enough social interaction for one day. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🖤 SarcasmArt – Dry humor. Zero small talk. Say it. Wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🤖 DESIGN \u0026amp; AI TRANSPARENCY\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an AI-assisted design. The concept, wording, creative direction, layout selection and final product presentation were developed and curated by SarcasmArt. 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Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 IN SHORT: A sarcastic work-week T-shirt in vintage varsity style: crossed-out Monday and Tuesday, followed by the only three letters left for the rest of the week – W, T, F. Office humor in red and navy, printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee in White, Ivory or Chambray, sizes S, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMonday happened. Tuesday happened. At this point even the calendar has stopped pretending everything is fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWednesday, Thursday, Friday? 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Tip: measure a T-shirt you love and compare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Coworkers, work besties and office friends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Teachers, nurses and everyone in a long work week\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ People who are not morning people – especially not on Mondays\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Casual Fridays, team events and after-work drinks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Friends who answer \"how is your week?\" with a sigh\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 A funny coworker gift for birthdays, a new job, a work anniversary, a farewell or Secret Santa – the perfect \"I feel you\" for someone who survives the same meetings as you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Turn inside out before washing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C \/ 86 °F) with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Iron inside out on low heat – never directly over the print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery shirt is made to order especially for you and professionally printed by one of our production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Production takes 3–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Several items may arrive in separate packages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💬 Misprint or damage? Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it a good coworker gift? – Yes. It is funny, easy to wear and the WTF stays in letters – most offices are fine with it on casual Fridays.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich colors are available? – White, Ivory, Chambray.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy is size M not listed? – Size M is currently not available for this design. Please message us if you need it – we will check what we can do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat does WTF stand for? – We leave that to your imagination. 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Minimal white print for introverts and dry-humor fans on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee in Black, Berry, True Navy, Pepper or Blue Jean, sizes S–4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🌍 PRINTED CLOSE TO YOU\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis item is made to order by our print partners and routed to a production facility near your delivery address whenever one is available – for example in the EU, the UK or the US. That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome reviews do not need paragraphs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne star. Four empty stars. Total waste of time and energy. The product being reviewed? People.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClean, minimal and just hostile enough – for everyone whose social battery was at 3 % before the conversation even started.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the family reunion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the team-building event.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it when you would rather leave a review than small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ QUICK FACTS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Product: Sarcastic one-star review T-shirt for introverts (unisex)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Shirt: Comfort Colors 1717 – heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Print: \"PEOPLE ★☆☆☆☆ Total waste of time and energy\" one-star review design, front print (DTG)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Colors: Black, Berry, True Navy, Pepper, Blue Jean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Sizes: S–4XL, relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Bold PEOPLE typography\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ One filled star and four outlined stars\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003e★ Punchline: TOTAL WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Clean, minimal monochrome look in white\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Looks like a normal review at first glance – until people read what was rated\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal SarcasmArt design. Also available as a mug and as \"Would Uninstall\" version in our shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e👕 THE SHIRT — COMFORT COLORS 1717\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Heavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz\/yd² \/ 206 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Double-needle sleeves and hem\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Durable DTG print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll colors are garment-dyed, so every shirt has that soft, slightly washed vintage look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlack — deep black for maximum contrast\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBerry — rich muted berry red\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrue Navy — dark navy blue\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePepper — washed charcoal grey with a vintage feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlue Jean — faded denim blue\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFabric composition\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll colors: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors can vary slightly depending on your screen and the natural characteristics of the fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📏 FIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Choose your usual size for a relaxed, comfortable fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size down one size for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWidth (laid flat, armpit to armpit) × Length\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS: 18.3 × 26.6 in (46 × 68 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eM: 20.3 × 28 in (52 × 71 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eL: 22 × 29.4 in (56 × 75 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eXL: 24 × 30.8 in (61 × 78 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2XL: 26 × 31.6 in (66 × 80 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3XL: 27.8 × 32.5 in (71 × 83 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4XL: 29.8 × 33.5 in (76 × 85 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements may vary by ± 1 in (2.5 cm). Tip: measure a T-shirt you love and compare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Introverts, homebodies and people with a small social battery\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Dry-humor and sarcasm lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Coworkers who survive one more meeting\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Customer service heroes who have seen it all\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Friends who cancel plans and feel great about it\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 A funny gift for introverts and sarcastic friends – for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa or \"just because\". Honest, minimal and wearable every day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Turn inside out before washing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C \/ 86 °F) with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Iron inside out on low heat – never directly over the print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery shirt is made to order especially for you and professionally printed by one of our production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Production takes 3–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Several items may arrive in separate packages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💬 Misprint or damage? Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it a good gift for an introvert? – Yes. It says what they think about crowds and small talk – without them having to say a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich colors are available? – Black, Berry, True Navy, Pepper, Blue Jean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs the print readable on all colors? – Yes, the white print has strong contrast on all five shirt colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs there a matching mug? – Yes, the \"People One Star\" design is also available as an 11 oz mug in our shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🏷️ WHO MAKES THIS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSarcasmArt is a small independent design studio from Bad Bramstedt in northern Germany (Sarcasm Art UG). Ideas and slogans are created by us; every piece is printed after you order by experienced print-on-demand partners. Questions about size, color or a gift order? Send us a message – a real person from our small team will reply.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🖤 People: one star. Would not recommend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSarcasmArt – Dry humor. 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That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome reviews really don’t need an explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis People One Star Mug gives humanity the rating it deserves:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne star.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFour empty stars.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTotal waste of time and energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for coffee, meetings, small talk and every other situation that would be significantly improved by fewer people.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClean. Minimal. Dry. 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Not answering emails at 10 p.m. Apparently that needed a more dramatic name.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis shirt says what half the office is thinking – wrapped in a sunny retro vacation look, so it still feels like a holiday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for people who survived enough corporate life to know better.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the team meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it on Friday at 4:59 p.m.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it on vacation – you earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ QUICK FACTS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Product: Sarcastic work-life balance T-shirt with retro sunset print (unisex)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Shirt: Comfort Colors 1717 – heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Print: Retro sunset with palm trees and \"Timesheet Fraud … Work-Life Balance\" lettering, front print (DTG)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Colors: Ivory, White, Bay, Blue Jean, Pepper\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Sizes: S–3XL, relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Retro sunset with palm trees in ocean blues and turquoise\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Bold lettering: TIMESHEET FRAUD is just a toxic term for WORK-LIFE BALANCE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Intentional distressed vintage texture\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Large front print with a summer vacation vibe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Office sarcasm that looks like a souvenir shirt from a much better place\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal SarcasmArt design about the eternal fight between timesheets and real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e👕 THE SHIRT — COMFORT COLORS 1717\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Heavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz\/yd² \/ 206 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Double-needle sleeves and hem\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Durable DTG print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll colors are garment-dyed, so every shirt has that soft, slightly washed vintage look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIvory — warm off-white for the classic vintage souvenir look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhite — clean white that makes the blues pop\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBay — soft sage green with a relaxed beach feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlue Jean — faded denim blue that matches the ocean colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePepper — washed charcoal grey for a darker vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFabric composition\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll colors: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors can vary slightly depending on your screen and the natural characteristics of the fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📏 FIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Choose your usual size for a relaxed, comfortable fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size down one size for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWidth (laid flat, armpit to armpit) × Length\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS: 18.3 × 26.6 in (46 × 68 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eM: 20.3 × 28 in (52 × 71 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eL: 22 × 29.4 in (56 × 75 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eXL: 24 × 30.8 in (61 × 78 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2XL: 26 × 31.6 in (66 × 80 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3XL: 27.8 × 32.5 in (71 × 83 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements may vary by ± 1 in (2.5 cm). Tip: measure a T-shirt you love and compare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Coworkers, work besties and office friends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ People who leave at 5 p.m. sharp – without guilt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ HR, accounting and project teams who know the timesheet struggle\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Vacation days, casual Fridays and team events\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Anyone who needs a small reminder that life happens outside the office\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 A funny coworker gift for birthdays, a new job, a work anniversary, a farewell, retirement or Secret Santa – a gift that says \"I get it\" without saying it in a meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Turn inside out before washing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C \/ 86 °F) with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Iron inside out on low heat – never directly over the print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery shirt is made to order especially for you and professionally printed by one of our production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Production takes 3–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Several items may arrive in separate packages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💬 Misprint or damage? 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Size up one size for a looser, more relaxed look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause this is a unisex shirt, it may feel roomier than a fitted women's tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease check the size chart in the listing images before ordering to find your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe large front artwork features:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eNAMASTE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ea peaceful yoga illustration\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eMOTHERFUCKERS\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe artwork combines:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJapanese-inspired waves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLotus flowers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOm symbolism\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYoga imagery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro ornamental details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNavy, coral and cream tones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDistressed vintage styling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe distressed 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Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInner peace is important.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo is staying hydrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd apparently so is carrying a water bottle that says exactly what everyone else is thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe “Namaste Motherfuckers” 18 oz stainless steel water bottle combines peaceful yoga imagery, Japanese-inspired waves, lotus flowers and unapologetic SarcasmArt attitude in one practical everyday bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for yoga classes, the gym, work, travel, retreats or anyone who likes their hydration with considerably less spiritual restraint.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e💧 THE BOTTLE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a slim 18 oz stainless steel water bottle designed for everyday hydration without taking over your entire bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e18 oz \/ approx. 532 ml capacity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStainless steel body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite exterior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack sports lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim, portable shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge statement artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for yoga, gym and everyday use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe tall shape gives the artwork plenty of room while keeping the bottle easy to carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🖤 THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe artwork reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eNAMASTE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003efollowed by a detailed yoga illustration featuring:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA serene yogi\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLotus flowers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJapanese-inspired waves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOm symbolism\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNavy, coral and cream tones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage-inspired distressed details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd underneath:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMOTHERFUCKERS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause balance is important.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo is honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 FULL-WRAP STYLE ARTWORK\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnlike a tiny logo floating in the middle of the bottle, this design was specifically adapted for the tall bottle format.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe artwork runs vertically across the bottle and uses the available print area to create a bold, highly visible statement piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe slightly distressed details are intentional parts of the artwork and not printing defects.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🥤 SPORTS LID\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bottle comes with a practical sports-style lid designed for everyday use on the go.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYoga sessions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGym workouts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCommuting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWalking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEveryday hydration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBasically anywhere you'd normally bring water — just with a much better conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📏 SIZE \u0026amp; 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Sie erfüllt außerdem die EU-REACH-Anforderungen; die Durchlässigkeit von Blei und Cadmium liegt laut Produktangaben innerhalb der gesetzlichen Grenzwerte.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 DESIGNHINWEIS \/ KI-UNTERSTÜTZUNG\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBei der Entwicklung und visuellen Ausarbeitung dieses Designs wurden KI-gestützte Werkzeuge als kreative Hilfsmittel eingesetzt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDas finale Motiv wurde anschließend ausgewählt, gestalterisch bearbeitet und für den Druck auf dieses Produkt aufbereitet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ POLITISCHER HINWEIS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDieses Produkt ist ein unabhängiges satirisches Design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEs handelt sich nicht um ein offizielles Produkt von Friedrich Merz, der CDU oder einer anderen politischen Partei, Organisation oder Institution.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDie Darstellung dient der politischen Satire und Meinungsäußerung.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFarben können aufgrund unterschiedlicher Bildschirmdarstellungen und des Produktionsprozesses geringfügig von den Produktbildern abweichen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🚏 NÄCHSTER HALT:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eMERZ-MUSS-WEG.\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eKaffee nicht vergessen. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🖤 SarcasmArt – Trockener Humor. 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Once you are equipped, you cannot be traded, sold or vendored – and honestly, nobody would want to.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis shirt turns you into a legendary item with stats that finally make sense: plenty of loyalty, good vibes and game knowledge, slightly less talent for small talk. Item level: ∞. Bonus effect included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for raid nights, LAN parties, conventions and every couch session where someone says \"just one more dungeon\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the raid.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the date.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it when you are not in the mood to explain yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ QUICK FACTS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Product: Funny gamer T-shirt with RPG item stats print (unisex)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Shirt: Comfort Colors 1717 – heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Print: \"Emotionally Soulbound\" item card, front print (DTG)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Colors: Black, True Navy, Pepper, Violet\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Sizes: S–4XL, relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Purple item tooltip card in classic MMORPG style\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Title: EMOTIONALLY SOULBOUND – Item Level ∞ – Binds when equipped\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Stats: +10 Loyalty, +15 Good Vibes, −35 Social Skills, +25 Game Knowledge\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Equip bonus: \"Makes you attractive to people around you\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Clean, readable lettering that works on all four shirt colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal SarcasmArt design inspired by fantasy RPG and MMORPG item tooltips. 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Tip: measure a T-shirt you love and compare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ MMORPG players, raid leaders and loyal healers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ PC gamers, RPG fans and dungeon crawler addicts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Gamer boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands and wives\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Couples who met in a guild (or still argue about loot)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Conventions, LAN parties, game nights and Twitch streams\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 A fun gamer gift for birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day, anniversaries or \"I'm glad you're in my party\" moments. Order it in their usual size and you are done – no wrapping skills required.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Turn inside out before washing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C \/ 86 °F) with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Iron inside out on low heat – never directly over the print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery shirt is made to order especially for you and professionally printed by one of our production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Production takes 3–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Several items may arrive in separate packages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💬 Misprint or damage? 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SCOTLAND EDITION.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🌍 PRINTED CLOSE TO YOU\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis item is made to order by our print partners and routed to a production facility near your delivery address whenever one is available – for example in the EU, the UK or the US. That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 IN SHORT: A tongue-in-cheek #MEGA \"Make Europe Great Again\" T-shirt, #MEGA Scotland Edition: a retro sports-style badge with the blue-and-white Scottish saltire, a purple thistle, stars and the MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN banner. Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee in Black, True Navy, Pepper, Violet, Ivory, sizes S–4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome slogans are begging for a European remix. This is ours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e#MEGA – Make Europe Great Again, Scottish edition: a wink at big political slogans, wrapped in the blue-and-white Scottish saltire and worn with a grin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is satire, not a party program – a conversation starter for people who love Europe and do not take politics too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it on a weekend in Edinburgh, Glasgow, Aberdeen or Inverness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the pub quiz, the match or the festival.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it when someone asks what makes Europe great – and let the shirt answer first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ QUICK FACTS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Product: #MEGA \"Make Europe Great Again\" T-shirt – #MEGA Scotland Edition (unisex)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Shirt: Comfort Colors 1717 – heavyweight, garment-dyed tee\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Print: #MEGA Make Europe Great Again badge with blue-and-white Scottish saltire and purple thistle, front print (DTG)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Colors: Black, True Navy, Pepper, Violet, Ivory\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Sizes: S–4XL, relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Bold #MEGA lettering in vintage cream with a distressed texture\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Blue-and-white Scottish saltire sweeping through a retro sports badge\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Purple thistle with stars in the center\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003e★ MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN banner\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Large front print, sized to be seen from across the street\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal SarcasmArt design and part of our #MEGA collection – the same badge is available in country editions for Germany, England, Scotland, France, Ireland and Spain, plus a Rainbow edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e👕 THE SHIRT — COMFORT COLORS 1717\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Heavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz\/yd² \/ 206 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Double-needle sleeves and hem\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Durable DTG print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe vintage badge works on dark and light shirts – pick your favorite:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlack — deep black – maximum contrast for the colorful print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrue Navy — deep navy blue\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePepper — washed charcoal grey with a soft vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eViolet — soft lavender purple\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIvory — warm off-white cream, lets the colors glow\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFabric composition\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll colors: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors can vary slightly depending on your screen and the natural characteristics of the fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📏 FIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Choose your usual size for a relaxed, comfortable fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size down one size for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWidth (laid flat, armpit to armpit) × Length\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS: 18.3 × 26.6 in (46 × 68 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eM: 20.3 × 28 in (52 × 71 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eL: 22 × 29.4 in (56 × 75 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eXL: 24 × 30.8 in (61 × 78 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2XL: 26 × 31.6 in (66 × 80 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3XL: 27.8 × 32.5 in (71 × 83 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4XL: 29.8 × 33.5 in (76 × 85 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements may vary by ± 1 in (2.5 cm). Tip: measure a T-shirt you love and compare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Scots at home and abroad, the Scottish diaspora and Highland lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Fans of political satire and witty statement shirts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Europe lovers, travelers and Interrail veterans\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Football, rugby and festival weekends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Friends who argue about politics – and still laugh together\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 A fun gift for birthdays, Christmas, a move abroad or a trip to Scotland – and a great souvenir for anyone who loves Scotland.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Turn inside out before washing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C \/ 86 °F) with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Iron inside out on low heat – never directly over the print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery shirt is made to order especially for you and professionally printed by one of our production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Production takes 3–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Several items may arrive in separate packages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💬 Misprint or damage? Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this a good gift for someone from Scotland? – Yes. 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Finally printed on cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for office workers, project teams, consultants, exhausted employees and anyone who has ever received an urgent task that somehow wasn't urgent enough to come with additional compensation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear responsibly around management.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors® 1717 unisex garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz\/yd² \/ 206.8 g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft-washed, garment-dyed finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular construction with no side seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching throughout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally printed to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe relaxed unisex cut works well as an everyday tee. Order your normal size for the intended fit or size up if you prefer an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease check the listing size chart before purchasing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, max. 30°C \/ 86°F\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron on low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the printed area\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePLEASE NOTE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order. Slight variations in shade and texture can occur with garment-dyed apparel and are part of the intended vintage character.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePromotions not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSarcasmArt — Dry humor. Retro style. 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That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 IN SHORT: A sarcastic quote T-shirt with the line \"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong\" in colorful retro typography. Dry humor for coworkers, bosses and everyone who loves a polite comeback, printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee in Ivory, White, Orchid, Blue Jean or Pepper, sizes S–3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe most polite way to end a discussion you never wanted to have.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo shouting, no eye-rolling – just one calm sentence and a friendly smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor meetings, family dinners and every comment section that should not exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the family dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it when someone starts a sentence with \"Actually…\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ QUICK FACTS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Product: Sarcastic quote T-shirt with retro typography (unisex)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Shirt: Comfort Colors 1717 – heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Print: \"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong\" retro lettering, front print (DTG)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Colors: Ivory, White, Orchid, Blue Jean, Pepper\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Sizes: S–3XL, relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Retro script and block lettering: I'D AGREE WITH YOU – BUT THEN WE'D BOTH BE WRONG\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Warm vintage colors in yellow, orange, red and green\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Slightly worn retro texture\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Large, easy-to-read front print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal SarcasmArt slogan – the friendliest comeback we know.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e👕 THE SHIRT — COMFORT COLORS 1717\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Heavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz\/yd² \/ 206 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Double-needle sleeves and hem\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Durable DTG print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll colors are garment-dyed, so every shirt has that soft, slightly washed vintage look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIvory — warm off-white for the classic vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhite — clean white for bright colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrchid — soft washed lilac pink\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlue Jean — faded denim blue\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePepper — washed charcoal grey with a vintage feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFabric composition\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll colors: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors can vary slightly depending on your screen and the natural characteristics of the fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📏 FIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Choose your usual size for a relaxed, comfortable fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size down one size for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWidth (laid flat, armpit to armpit) × Length\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS: 18.3 × 26.6 in (46 × 68 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eM: 20.3 × 28 in (52 × 71 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eL: 22 × 29.4 in (56 × 75 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eXL: 24 × 30.8 in (61 × 78 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2XL: 26 × 31.6 in (66 × 80 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3XL: 27.8 × 32.5 in (71 × 83 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements may vary by ± 1 in (2.5 cm). Tip: measure a T-shirt you love and compare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Coworkers, managers and consultants\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Friends who always win the argument\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Teachers, lawyers and debate lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Siblings and partners with a sarcastic streak\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Anyone fluent in polite sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 A funny gift for coworkers, bosses, friends and family – for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa or a farewell. Cheeky, but office-friendly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Turn inside out before washing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C \/ 86 °F) with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Iron inside out on low heat – never directly over the print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery shirt is made to order especially for you and professionally printed by one of our production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Production takes 3–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Several items may arrive in separate packages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💬 Misprint or damage? Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it a good gift for a coworker or boss? – Yes. The joke is clever rather than rude, so it works in most offices and families.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich colors are available? – Ivory, White, Orchid, Blue Jean, Pepper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs 4XL available? – This design is offered in S to 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🏷️ WHO MAKES THIS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSarcasmArt is a small independent design studio from Bad Bramstedt in northern Germany (Sarcasm Art UG). 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Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it a good teacher gift? – Yes. Teachers love it – it is cheeky but friendly enough for the staff room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich colors are available? – Ivory, White, Orchid, Blue Jean, Pepper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs 4XL available? – This design is offered in S to 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🏷️ WHO MAKES THIS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSarcasmArt is a small independent design studio from Bad Bramstedt in northern Germany (Sarcasm Art UG). 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