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Legendary loot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;max-width:none;line-height:1.65\"\u003e🦫 Animals with attitude: Pew Pew capybaras, a neon trash panda, a sarcastic cat and a fawn that would really prefer you didn't approach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;max-width:none;line-height:1.65\"\u003e🎮 Shirts for gamers who still dream in loot drops: RPG, dungeon crawler and retro fantasy tees for raid nights and couch co-op.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;max-width:none;line-height:1.65\"\u003e👕 Original SarcasmArt designs, printed on demand on Comfort Colors tees and ceramic mugs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:14px 0 0;max-width:none;padding-top:12px;border-top:1px dashed rgba(27,24,21,.35);font-weight:700;line-height:1.5\"\u003e👇 Choose your class below. Capybara is always a valid build.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-capybara-t-shirt-pew-pew-madafakas-meme-shirt-comfort-colors-graphic-tee","title":"Pew Pew Madafakas Capybara Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eCapybara shirt with the original \"Pew Pew Madafakas\" meme design by SarcasmArt, an independent German design brand: a colorful retro-comic capybara illustration printed on a heavyweight Comfort Colors® 1717 garment-dyed cotton tee. A funny gift for capybara lovers, meme fans and animal lovers – for birthdays, Christmas or Secret Santa.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🌍 PRINTED CLOSE TO YOU\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis item is made to order by our print partners and routed to a production facility near your delivery address whenever one is available – for example in the EU, the UK or the US. That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eQUICK FACTS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct: unisex graphic T-shirt (Comfort Colors® 1717), 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\/yd²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: original SarcasmArt artwork – not licensed merchandise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: S–4XL (availability varies by color), relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order, printed by a production partner close to you where available – delivery estimate shown at checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReturns \u0026amp; exchanges accepted within 30 days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e―――――――――――\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis funny capybara shirt combines colorful retro comic energy with everyone's favorite suspiciously relaxed rodent. 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Bonus effect included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for raid nights, LAN parties, conventions and every couch session where someone says \"just one more dungeon\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the raid.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the date.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it when you are not in the mood to explain yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ QUICK FACTS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Product: Funny gamer T-shirt with RPG item stats print (unisex)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Shirt: Comfort Colors 1717 – heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Print: \"Emotionally Soulbound\" item card, front print (DTG)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Colors: Black, True Navy, Pepper, Violet\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Sizes: S–4XL, relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Purple item tooltip card in classic MMORPG style\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Title: EMOTIONALLY SOULBOUND – Item Level ∞ – Binds when equipped\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Stats: +10 Loyalty, +15 Good Vibes, −35 Social Skills, +25 Game Knowledge\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Equip bonus: \"Makes you attractive to people around you\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Clean, readable lettering that works on all four shirt colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal SarcasmArt design inspired by fantasy RPG and MMORPG item tooltips. Fan-made humor – not official merchandise and not affiliated with any game publisher.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e👕 THE SHIRT — COMFORT COLORS 1717\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Heavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz\/yd² \/ 206 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Double-needle sleeves and hem\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Durable DTG print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll colors are garment-dyed, so every shirt has that soft, slightly washed vintage look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlack — deep black, the classic gamer choice\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrue Navy — dark navy blue, a little less serious than black\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePepper — washed charcoal grey with a vintage feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eViolet — soft faded purple that matches the epic item card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFabric composition\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll colors: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors can vary slightly depending on your screen and the natural characteristics of the fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📏 FIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Choose your usual size for a relaxed, comfortable fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size down one size for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWidth (laid flat, armpit to armpit) × Length\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS: 18.3 × 26.6 in (46 × 68 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eM: 20.3 × 28 in (52 × 71 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eL: 22 × 29.4 in (56 × 75 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eXL: 24 × 30.8 in (61 × 78 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2XL: 26 × 31.6 in (66 × 80 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3XL: 27.8 × 32.5 in (71 × 83 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4XL: 29.8 × 33.5 in (76 × 85 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements may vary by ± 1 in (2.5 cm). Tip: measure a T-shirt you love and compare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ MMORPG players, raid leaders and loyal healers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ PC gamers, RPG fans and dungeon crawler addicts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Gamer boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands and wives\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Couples who met in a guild (or still argue about loot)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Conventions, LAN parties, game nights and Twitch streams\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 A fun gamer gift for birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day, anniversaries or \"I'm glad you're in my party\" moments. Order it in their usual size and you are done – no wrapping skills required.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Turn inside out before washing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C \/ 86 °F) with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Iron inside out on low heat – never directly over the print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery shirt is made to order especially for you and professionally printed by one of our production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Production takes 3–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Several items may arrive in separate packages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💬 Misprint or damage? Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it a good gift for a gamer? – Yes. 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Your last legendary drop ended with a screenshot, a victory dance and a story you still tell at parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis dungeon crawler shirt celebrates the only things that truly last: loot, legends and the friends who stayed up until 3 a.m. for one more run.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to raid night, game nights, LAN parties, gaming conventions – or to your next performance review, if you are feeling brave.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ QUICK FACTS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Product: Funny dark fantasy gamer T-shirt \"Jobs Come and Go – Epics Stay Forever\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Shirt: Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight, garment-dyed, unisex\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Print: Overflowing treasure chest with gold coins, glowing purple crystals, crossed sword and axe, banners and \"EPICS STAY FOREVER\" lettering (front print)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Colors: Black, Blue Spruce, Orchid, True Navy, Pepper\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Sizes: S–4XL, relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Treasure chest overflowing with gold coins and glowing purple loot\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Crossed fantasy sword and battle axe, purple banners and a knight helmet\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Parchment scroll lettering \"Jobs come and go but\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Huge glowing purple \"EPICS\", \"STAY\" banner and golden \"FOREVER\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Rich full-color print, readable from across the tavern\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn original fantasy-inspired design for MMORPG, RPG and dungeon crawler fans. Unofficial fan art – not affiliated with or endorsed by Blizzard Entertainment or any game publisher.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e👕 THE SHIRT — COMFORT COLORS 1717\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Heavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz\/yd² \/ 206 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Double-needle sleeves and hem\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Durable DTG print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGarment-dyed colors with a soft, slightly washed vintage character – all dark tones that make the gold and purple glow:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlack — classic and bold – maximum contrast for gold and purple\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlue Spruce — deep teal green with a moody forest feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrchid — soft washed lilac that matches the purple loot\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrue Navy — deep navy blue, easy to combine\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePepper — faded charcoal with a worn-in vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFabric composition\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll colors: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors can vary slightly depending on your screen and the natural characteristics of the fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📏 FIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Choose your usual size for a relaxed, comfortable fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size down one size for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWidth (laid flat, armpit to armpit) × Length\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS: 18.3 × 26.6 in (46 × 68 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eM: 20.3 × 28 in (52 × 71 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eL: 22 × 29.4 in (56 × 75 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eXL: 24 × 30.8 in (61 × 78 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2XL: 26 × 31.6 in (66 × 80 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3XL: 27.8 × 32.5 in (71 × 83 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4XL: 29.8 × 33.5 in (76 × 85 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements may vary by ± 1 in (2.5 cm). Tip: measure a T-shirt you love and compare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ MMORPG and RPG players who know the drop rate of every legendary\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Dungeon crawler fans, raid leaders, loot goblins and guild officers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Birthday, Christmas or \"congrats on quitting\" gifts for gamer boyfriends, husbands, brothers and friends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Game nights, conventions, LAN parties and dramatic resignations\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gift that says: \"I respect your priorities – and your loot.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Turn inside out before washing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C \/ 86 °F) with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Iron inside out on low heat – never directly over the print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery shirt is made to order especially for you and professionally printed by one of our production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Production takes 3–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Several items may arrive in separate packages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💬 Misprint or damage? Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this a good gift for a gamer? – Yes. It is a safe bet for anyone who has ever cared more about a purple drop than a promotion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich colors are available? – Black, Blue Spruce, Orchid, True Navy, Pepper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this official merchandise? – No. It is an original fan-inspired design and not affiliated with Blizzard Entertainment or any game publisher.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs the print full color? – Yes. The DTG print shows gold, purple and parchment tones and looks best on our dark shirt colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🖤 Jobs come and go. Epics stay forever. Choose wisely.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSarcasmArt – Dry humor. Zero small talk. Say it. Wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🤖 DESIGN \u0026amp; AI TRANSPARENCY\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an AI-assisted design. The concept, wording, creative direction, layout selection and final product presentation were developed and curated by SarcasmArt. Generative AI tools were used as part of the design process, with the final artwork selected, edited and prepared for production by us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe lifestyle photos in this listing are AI-generated product visualizations based on our actual print design. 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Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet your new favorite coffee companion: a sarcastic black cat with absolutely zero enthusiasm for unnecessary conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis funny sarcastic coffee mug combines dry humor, a retro-inspired design and the unmistakable attitude of a cat that has already had enough of everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDrink it at your desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDrink it before noon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDrink it while pretending to listen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ QUICK FACTS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Product: 11 oz white ceramic coffee mug with double-sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Design: sarcastic black cat with the official SarcasmArt cat logo\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Colors: retro black, orange and yellow artwork on a classic white mug\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Made to order · returns \u0026amp; exchanges within 30 days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Sarcastic black cat with zero interest in small talk\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Retro-inspired black, orange and yellow artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Printed on both sides – double the sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Official SarcasmArt cat logo\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e☕ THE MUG\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ 11 oz (about 325 ml) classic white ceramic mug\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Size: about 3.74 in (9.5 cm) tall, 3.15 in (8 cm) diameter\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Glossy white finish, comfortable C-handle\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Great for coffee, tea or surviving another meeting\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Coffee lovers and introverts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Coworkers, office friends and the boss who \"loves\" Mondays\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Cat lovers with a dry sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Birthdays, Secret Santa and housewarming gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA mug with attitude – designed by us, printed for you, not found in every discount store.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Dishwasher safe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery mug is made to order especially for you and professionally printed by one of our production partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Several items may arrive in separate packages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💬 Misprint or damage? 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