{"title":"Yoga \u0026 Namaste Sarcasm","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:720px;background:#FBF4E4;border:1.5px solid #1B1815;border-radius:14px;box-shadow:5px 5px 0 #1B1815;padding:22px 26px;margin:8px 0 12px\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 14px;max-width:none;font-family:'Playfair Display',serif;font-size:21px;line-height:1.3;font-weight:700;color:#B3292A\"\u003eNamaste. But make it sarcastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;max-width:none;line-height:1.65\"\u003e🧘 Funny yoga shirts, mugs and a yoga water bottle for yogis, yoga teachers and everyone whose inner peace needs coffee first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;max-width:none;line-height:1.65\"\u003e✨ Original SarcasmArt designs with retro typography. Calm on the mat, sarcastic everywhere else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;max-width:none;line-height:1.65\"\u003e🎁 A funny gift for your yoga teacher, your studio crew or yourself after a long day of breathing deeply.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:14px 0 0;max-width:none;padding-top:12px;border-top:1px dashed rgba(27,24,21,.35);font-weight:700;line-height:1.5\"\u003e👇 Roll out the mat and scroll down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-yoga-shirt-namaste-motherfuckers-tee-yoga-teacher-gift-sarcastic-yogi-shirt-comfort-colors-1717","title":"Namaste Motherfuckers Funny Yoga Shirt","description":"\u003ch3\u003e🧘 NAMASTE, BUT MAKE IT SARCASTIC\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny yoga shirt for people who believe in inner peace — but not necessarily in keeping their opinions to themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe “Namaste Motherfuckers” Comfort Colors shirt combines peaceful yoga aesthetics with unapologetically dry humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🌍 PRINTED CLOSE TO YOU\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis item is made to order by our print partners and routed to a production facility near your delivery address whenever one is available – for example in the EU, the UK or the US. That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA serene yogi, Japanese-inspired waves, lotus flowers and the Om symbol meet a statement that probably wasn't part of your last guided meditation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the premium Comfort Colors® 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt, this relaxed unisex tee has the soft, lived-in feel of a favorite vintage shirt from day one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for yoga lovers, instructors, meditation fans and anyone whose chakras are aligned but whose vocabulary isn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e👕 THE SHIRT\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis design is printed on the Comfort Colors® 1717, a premium garment-dyed T-shirt known for its soft feel, substantial fabric and relaxed vintage look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft-washed, garment-dyed fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable heavyweight feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge front print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe garment-dye process gives every shirt its characteristic washed-in appearance. 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The Namaste Motherfuckers mug is for mornings when your chakras are aligned but your tolerance for humanity hasn't loaded yet. A sarcastic caffeine companion for yoga lovers and anyone attempting enlightenment one cup at a time. Use responsibly. Preferably before speaking to anyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⭐ QUICK FACTS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Product: black ceramic coffee mug, 11 oz (about 325 ml)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Design: \"Namaste Motherfuckers\" sarcastic yoga print, English text\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Print: both sides of the mug\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Made to order · returns \u0026amp; exchanges within 30 days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e☕ THE MUG\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Classic 11 oz ceramic mug with comfortable handle\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Great for coffee, tea or the post-yoga rage sip\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Yoga lovers, yoga teachers and sarcastic yogis\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Coffee lovers with a dry sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Birthdays, Secret Santa and \"please do not talk to me yet\" gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal SarcasmArt design, printed for you on demand – not a mass-produced souvenir.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Hand wash recommended to keep print and finish at their best\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧺 Avoid scouring pads on the printed area\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💬 Misprint or damage? Message us – we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill it look like the photos? – The artwork is based on our real design. Some photos are AI-generated visualizations, so colors can differ slightly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat if it arrives damaged or misprinted? – Message us with a photo and we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this mass-produced? – No. It is printed on demand with our own design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🖤 NAMASTE. QUIETLY.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSarcasmArt – Dry humor. Zero small talk. Say it. Wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🤖 DESIGN \u0026amp; AI TRANSPARENCY\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an AI-assisted design. The concept, wording, creative direction, layout selection and final product presentation were developed and curated by SarcasmArt. Generative AI tools were used as part of the design process, with the final artwork selected, edited and prepared for production by us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePhotos in this listing may include AI-generated product visualizations based on our actual design. Colors and print may look slightly different in real life.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SarcasmArt","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":61380153639246,"sku":"78093257163606672772","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1053\/0380\/2190\/files\/il_fullxfull.8404049889_t6e7.jpg?v=1793060870"}],"url":"https:\/\/shop.sarcasmart.com\/collections\/yoga-namaste-sarcasm.oembed","provider":"SarcasmArt","version":"1.0","type":"link"}