{"product_id":"funny-yoga-water-bottle-namaste-motherfuckers-bottle-yoga-teacher-gift-18oz-stainless-steel-sports-bottle-gift-for-yogi","title":"Namaste Motherfuckers Yoga Water Bottle","description":"\u003ch3\u003e🧘 HYDRATE YOUR VIBE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🌍 PRINTED CLOSE TO YOU\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis item is made to order by our print partners and routed to a production facility near your delivery address whenever one is available – for example in the EU, the UK or the US. That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInner peace is important.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo is staying hydrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd apparently so is carrying a water bottle that says exactly what everyone else is thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe “Namaste Motherfuckers” 18 oz stainless steel water bottle combines peaceful yoga imagery, Japanese-inspired waves, lotus flowers and unapologetic SarcasmArt attitude in one practical everyday bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for yoga classes, the gym, work, travel, retreats or anyone who likes their hydration with considerably less spiritual restraint.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e💧 THE BOTTLE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a slim 18 oz stainless steel water bottle designed for everyday hydration without taking over your entire bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e18 oz \/ approx. 532 ml capacity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStainless steel body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite exterior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack sports lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim, portable shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge statement artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for yoga, gym and everyday use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe tall shape gives the artwork plenty of room while keeping the bottle easy to carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🖤 THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe artwork reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eNAMASTE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003efollowed by a detailed yoga illustration featuring:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA serene yogi\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLotus flowers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJapanese-inspired waves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOm symbolism\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNavy, coral and cream tones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage-inspired distressed details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd underneath:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMOTHERFUCKERS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause balance is important.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo is honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 FULL-WRAP STYLE ARTWORK\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnlike a tiny logo floating in the middle of the bottle, this design was specifically adapted for the tall bottle format.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe artwork runs vertically across the bottle and uses the available print area to create a bold, highly visible statement piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe slightly distressed details are intentional parts of the artwork and not printing defects.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🥤 SPORTS LID\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bottle comes with a practical sports-style lid designed for everyday use on the go.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYoga sessions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGym workouts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCommuting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWalking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEveryday hydration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBasically anywhere you'd normally bring water — just with a much better conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📏 SIZE \u0026amp; CAPACITY\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eCapacity: 18 oz \/ approx. 532 ml\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis gives you enough capacity for everyday hydration while keeping the bottle considerably more portable than oversized gym jugs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe slim profile makes it easy to carry in many bags and backpacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease check the size information shown in the listing images for full dimensions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧼 CARE \u0026amp; USE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the longest possible life of your bottle and artwork:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse warm water and mild dish soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRinse before first use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAllow the lid and bottle to air dry completely\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not use abrasive scrubbers on the printed surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not microwave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause the bottle is made from stainless steel, it must never be placed in a microwave.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR YOGIS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis bottle makes a great gift for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYoga lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYoga teachers and instructors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeditation fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGym friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWellness lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSarcastic besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetreat buddies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone with good energy and questionable vocabulary\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eGreat for birthdays, Christmas, yoga retreats, teacher gifts, friendship gifts or simply upgrading someone's daily hydration routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e😇 LANGUAGE WARNING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt actually says:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Namaste Motherfuckers.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo asterisks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo strategically positioned lotus flower.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo tiny print hiding the interesting bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're looking for wholesome wellness accessories, this may be questionable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're looking for wholesome wellness accessories with attitude, welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery bottle is produced after your order is placed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade-to-order production allows us to create your item specifically for you instead of maintaining unnecessary pre-produced inventory.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e♻️ GOOD TO KNOW\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis listing includes one physical 18 oz water bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYoga mats, clothing, plants and other props shown in lifestyle images are not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSmall differences in print positioning can occur during production. 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