{"product_id":"halloween-parent-shirt-surviving-on-candy-caffeine-funny-mom-dad-tee","title":"Surviving on Candy \u0026 Caffeine Halloween Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eSurviving Halloween on candy, caffeine and pure parent power? Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🌍 PRINTED CLOSE TO YOU\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis item is made to order by our print partners and routed to a production facility near your delivery address whenever one is available – for example in the EU, the UK or the US. That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis funny Halloween mom shirt is made for tired parents who are somehow expected to organize costumes, remember school events, supervise trick-or-treating and keep tiny humans alive while running primarily on coffee and stolen Halloween candy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a retro pumpkin bucket packed with candy, a caffeine fix and just enough spooky chaos to feel accurate, Surviving on Candy \u0026amp; Caffeine and Pure Parent Power is basically the unofficial uniform of Halloween parenting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for tired moms, exhausted dads, school runs, pumpkin patches, trick-or-treat duty, Halloween parties or anyone who considers “I kept everyone alive today” a productivity achievement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe kids get the candy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou get the caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeems fair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors® 1717 unisex garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft-washed, garment-dyed fabric for a relaxed vintage feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage at home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular construction without side seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable double-needle stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally printed to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSelected to complement the cream, orange and black Halloween artwork:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePepper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIvory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlue Spruce\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eViolet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailability may vary depending on size and fulfillment location.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose your usual size for a comfortable everyday fit. If you prefer a roomier or intentionally oversized look, consider sizing up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease check the size chart shown in the listing images before ordering. Measurements shown are garment measurements rather than body measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSHIPPING \u0026amp; CUSTOMER CARE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree standard shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTracking information is provided once your order ships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReturns and exchanges accepted within 30 days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf your shirt arrives damaged, misprinted or with a production defect, please message us — we’ll help make it right\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuestions before ordering? 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