{"product_id":"sarcasm-is-my-superpower-unicorn-t-shirt-retro-pink-rainbow-graphic-tee","title":"Sarcasm Is My Superpower Unicorn Shirt","description":"\u003ch3\u003eSARCASM IS MY SUPERPOWER 🦄✨\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🌍 PRINTED CLOSE TO YOU\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis item is made to order by our print partners and routed to a production facility near your delivery address whenever one is available – for example in the EU, the UK or the US. That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome people have patience. Some people have social skills.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou have sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis sarcastic unicorn shirt combines unapologetic attitude with an aggressively magical amount of pink, glitter, rainbows and unicorn energy. Because apparently being fabulous and mildly annoyed can coexist perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe retro-inspired “Sarcasm Is My Superpower” design features one seriously unimpressed unicorn surrounded by bright pink tones, sparkles and vintage-style details — printed on a premium Comfort Colors® 1717 tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone whose inner unicorn is mostly just tired of people.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e✨ THE DESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Sarcasm Is My Superpower” statement design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSarcastic \/ annoyed unicorn illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePink, glitter-inspired and rainbow details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro distressed graphic style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold colorful print designed to pop on darker shirts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally printed to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCute unicorn energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestionable attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExactly as intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e👕 SHIRT DETAILS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eComfort Colors® 1717\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight fabric: approx. 6.1 oz\/yd² \/ 206.8 g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft-washed fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular construction with no side seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching for added durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally printed especially for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSelected specifically to complement the pink and colorful unicorn artwork:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePepper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrue Navy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eViolet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlack is our hero pick if you want maximum contrast and maximum unicorn chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📏 FIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eComfort Colors® 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your usual size for a comfortable relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize up for a more oversized look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart in the listing images before ordering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the most accurate fit, compare the measurements with a shirt you already own and love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis funny unicorn shirt makes a great gift for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSarcasm lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnicorn lovers with questionable patience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoworkers and office friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBest friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSisters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGirlfriends and wives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIntroverts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople fluent in sarcasm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who looks magical but has had enough\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, casual Fridays, girls' trips, everyday wear or simply warning people what they're dealing with.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 MADE TO ORDER \u0026amp; 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