More Espresso Less Depresso Retro Coffee Shirt

☕ MORE ESPRESSO. LESS DEPRESSO.

🌍 PRINTED CLOSE TO YOU

This item is made to order by our print partners and routed to a production facility near your delivery address whenever one is available – for example in the EU, the UK or the US. That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.

Coffee first. Everything else can wait.

Need a little more caffeine and a little less chaos? Our More Espresso Less Depresso Shirt brings retro coffee-shop charm and a healthy dose of humor to your everyday wardrobe.

Featuring a cheerful vintage-inspired cartoon coffee cup, this funny coffee shirt is made for espresso enthusiasts, coffee lovers, baristas, and anyone who considers caffeine an essential personality trait.

👕 PREMIUM COMFORT COLORS 1717 T-SHIRT

• Brand: Comfort Colors® 1717
• Material: 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Pre-shrunk, garment-dyed fabric
• Soft-washed for a comfortable, lived-in feel
• Professionally applied DTG front print
• Back of the shirt is blank
• Made to order

🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS

Choose your favorite:

🤍 White – Clean and classic

☕ Ivory – Warm, creamy vintage style

🩵 Chambray – Soft, relaxed blue

🌸 Blossom – A playful pastel pink

Every color features our dark-brown retro coffee design.

📏 SIZE & FIT

This Comfort Colors shirt has a relaxed unisex fit, making it easy to style for everyday wear.

• Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit.
• Consider sizing up for a more oversized look.
• Consult the size chart in our listing photos before ordering.
• For the best fit, compare the measurements with a favorite T-shirt.

🎁 FUNNY GIFT FOR COFFEE LOVERS

Looking for a coffee lover gift that doesn't involve yet another bag of beans?

This retro coffee graphic tee makes a fun gift for:

• Espresso and caffeine enthusiasts
• Baristas and coffee shop workers
• Coffee-loving friends and coworkers
• Birthdays, holidays, and everyday surprises
• Anyone who needs coffee before conversation

Because sometimes a little espresso is all the therapy your morning needs.

📦 PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

Your T-shirt is made to order and professionally printed by our production partner.

• Each shirt is produced after an order is placed.
• Processing and delivery times depend on your location and the production partner.
• Tracking information is provided when available for your shipment.

🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Keep your coffee shirt looking its best:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Use mild detergent
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
• Do not dry clean

Please note that product images are mockups. Actual garment colors and print appearance may vary slightly due to lighting, display settings, and production.

🤎 ABOUT SARCASMART

Dry humor. Retro style. Zero small talk.

We're a small independent brand creating clothing for people who appreciate sarcasm, good coffee, and a sense of humor.

Thanks for supporting SarcasmArt!

Design disclosure: The artwork was created with the assistance of generative AI tools.

🖤 SarcasmArt – Dry humor. Zero small talk. Say it. Wear it.

🤖 DESIGN & AI TRANSPARENCY

This is an AI-assisted design. The concept, wording, creative direction, layout selection and final product presentation were developed and curated by SarcasmArt. Generative AI tools were used as part of the design process, with the final artwork selected, edited and prepared for production by us.

Photos in this listing may include AI-generated product visualizations based on our actual design. Colors and print may look slightly different in real life.