Emotionally Soulbound Funny RPG Gamer Shirt

💜 EMOTIONALLY SOULBOUND. BINDS WHEN EQUIPPED. NO REFUNDS ON FEELINGS.

🌍 PRINTED CLOSE TO YOU

This item is made to order by our print partners and routed to a production facility near your delivery address whenever one is available – for example in the EU, the UK or the US. That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.

📌 IN SHORT: A funny gamer T-shirt with an MMORPG-style item card that rates your personality: +10 Loyalty, +15 Good Vibes, +25 Game Knowledge and a brutally honest −35 Social Skills. Printed on a soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee in Black, True Navy, Pepper or Violet, sizes S–4XL.

Some people are loyal. Others are soulbound. Once you are equipped, you cannot be traded, sold or vendored – and honestly, nobody would want to.

This shirt turns you into a legendary item with stats that finally make sense: plenty of loyalty, good vibes and game knowledge, slightly less talent for small talk. Item level: ∞. Bonus effect included.

Made for raid nights, LAN parties, conventions and every couch session where someone says "just one more dungeon".

Wear it to the raid.

Wear it to the date.

Wear it when you are not in the mood to explain yourself.

⭐ QUICK FACTS

★ Product: Funny gamer T-shirt with RPG item stats print (unisex)

★ Shirt: Comfort Colors 1717 – heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% cotton

★ Print: "Emotionally Soulbound" item card, front print (DTG)

★ Colors: Black, True Navy, Pepper, Violet

★ Sizes: S–4XL, relaxed unisex fit

⭐ THE DESIGN

★ Purple item tooltip card in classic MMORPG style

★ Title: EMOTIONALLY SOULBOUND – Item Level ∞ – Binds when equipped

★ Stats: +10 Loyalty, +15 Good Vibes, −35 Social Skills, +25 Game Knowledge

★ Equip bonus: "Makes you attractive to people around you"

★ Clean, readable lettering that works on all four shirt colors

Original SarcasmArt design inspired by fantasy RPG and MMORPG item tooltips. Fan-made humor – not official merchandise and not affiliated with any game publisher.

👕 THE SHIRT — COMFORT COLORS 1717

★ Heavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz/yd² / 206 g/m²

★ 100% ring-spun US cotton

★ Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage look

★ Relaxed unisex fit

★ Twill-taped neck and shoulders

★ Double-needle sleeves and hem

★ Durable DTG print

🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS

All colors are garment-dyed, so every shirt has that soft, slightly washed vintage look.

Black — deep black, the classic gamer choice

True Navy — dark navy blue, a little less serious than black

Pepper — washed charcoal grey with a vintage feel

Violet — soft faded purple that matches the epic item card

Fabric composition

All colors: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed

Colors can vary slightly depending on your screen and the natural characteristics of the fabric.

📏 FIT & SIZING

👕 Choose your usual size for a relaxed, comfortable fit.

👕 Size down one size for a closer fit.

👕 Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look.

Width (laid flat, armpit to armpit) × Length

S: 18.3 × 26.6 in (46 × 68 cm)

M: 20.3 × 28 in (52 × 71 cm)

L: 22 × 29.4 in (56 × 75 cm)

XL: 24 × 30.8 in (61 × 78 cm)

2XL: 26 × 31.6 in (66 × 80 cm)

3XL: 27.8 × 32.5 in (71 × 83 cm)

4XL: 29.8 × 33.5 in (76 × 85 cm)

Measurements may vary by ± 1 in (2.5 cm). Tip: measure a T-shirt you love and compare.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

★ MMORPG players, raid leaders and loyal healers

★ PC gamers, RPG fans and dungeon crawler addicts

★ Gamer boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands and wives

★ Couples who met in a guild (or still argue about loot)

★ Conventions, LAN parties, game nights and Twitch streams

🎁 A fun gamer gift for birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day, anniversaries or "I'm glad you're in my party" moments. Order it in their usual size and you are done – no wrapping skills required.

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

🧺 Turn inside out before washing

🧺 Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C / 86 °F) with similar colors

🧺 Mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener

🧺 Tumble dry low or hang dry

🧺 Iron inside out on low heat – never directly over the print

🧺 Do not dry clean

📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every shirt is made to order especially for you and professionally printed by one of our production partners.

📦 Production takes 3–5 business days

📦 Several items may arrive in separate packages

↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)

💬 Misprint or damage? Message us – we will make it right.

❓ FAQ

Is this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.

Does it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.

Will the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.

Is it a good gift for a gamer? – Yes. It is one of our favorite gifts for gamer partners and friends – funny, wearable and easy to pick: most people simply take their usual T-shirt size.

Which colors are available? – Black, True Navy, Pepper, Violet.

Is this official World of Warcraft merchandise? – No. It is an original SarcasmArt design inspired by MMORPG item tooltips and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Blizzard Entertainment.

Can I order it for my partner and me as a matching set? – Yes, simply add two shirts in different sizes or colors to your cart.

🏷️ WHO MAKES THIS

SarcasmArt is a small independent design studio from Bad Bramstedt in northern Germany (Sarcasm Art UG). Ideas and slogans are created by us; every piece is printed after you order by experienced print-on-demand partners. Questions about size, color or a gift order? Send us a message – a real person from our small team will reply.

🖤 Emotionally Soulbound. Permanently equipped. Social skills sold separately.

SarcasmArt – Dry humor. Zero small talk. Say it. Wear it.

🤖 DESIGN & AI TRANSPARENCY

This is an AI-assisted design. The concept, wording, creative direction, layout selection and final product presentation were developed and curated by SarcasmArt. Generative AI tools were used as part of the design process, with the final artwork selected, edited and prepared for production by us.

The lifestyle photos in this listing are AI-generated product visualizations based on our actual print design. Fabric color and print may look slightly different in real life.